Light of my life

Asia . I just really wanna travel the world and meet Lana Del Rey .

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

3 hours ago with 890,647 notes

yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

3 hours ago with 72,940 notes

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

3 hours ago with 26,354 notes

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

3 hours ago with 558,650 notes

delicately-interconnected:

When people feel the urge to throw in the token “men get raped too” I always read it as “we expect girls and women to be raped every day, this issue is now important because if also affects men”

3 hours ago with 984 notes

February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day

angstfilled:

jdtumblretcetera:

image

that’s my sister’s birthday and she always calls me squidward, i know understand why she annoys me every year on her birthday

3 hours ago with 142,148 notes

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

3 hours ago with 299,759 notes

thebrowncrown:

aadnaloy:

bernadineee:

gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account

amen.

🙏

3 hours ago with 9,774 notes

Light of my life

Light of my life

Asia . I just really wanna travel the world and meet Lana Del Rey .

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

3 hours ago with 890,647 notes

yeffyaboyuice:

Dude why do guys brag about their fucking genitalia UR TALLYWHACKER IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST PARTS OF UR BODY OH WHAT U GOT A BIG DICK WHAT IS IT 8 INCHES ELEPHANTS HAVE FUCKING 4 FOOT PREHENSILE DICKS THAT CAN BREAK LIMBS THAT SHIT IS BRUTAL WHAT CAN U DO YOU SHITDICK OH RIGHT GET FLICKED IN THE FUCKING NUT AN UR FUCKIN DOWN U PUSSY ASS BITCH

[Punts microphone and walks off]

3 hours ago with 72,940 notes

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

3 hours ago with 26,354 notes

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

3 hours ago with 558,650 notes

delicately-interconnected:

When people feel the urge to throw in the token “men get raped too” I always read it as “we expect girls and women to be raped every day, this issue is now important because if also affects men”

3 hours ago with 984 notes

February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day

angstfilled:

jdtumblretcetera:

image

that’s my sister’s birthday and she always calls me squidward, i know understand why she annoys me every year on her birthday

3 hours ago with 142,148 notes

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

3 hours ago with 299,759 notes

thebrowncrown:

aadnaloy:

bernadineee:

gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account

amen.

🙏

3 hours ago with 9,774 notes